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Infatuation, Love, Lust !!
  
While there's no clear, fool-proof way to decipher your feelings for someone, there are certain ways to make the distinction between love, lust and infatuation clearer for yourself.
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NOT MY DRINK !! JUST FOR LAUGH Jun 18, 2008 9:01 am
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There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it
was stolen. The police, they say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison..."
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Young Pregnant Bride - Just For Laugh....!! Jun 13, 2008 2:10 am
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An 80 year old man was having his annual check up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle, and do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.
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BE-WITCHING MOONLIGHT Jun 11, 2008 1:56 am
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How I love to fantasize, being here with you.
Wrapped in your arms through out the night.

Just sailing away on the deep blue sea,
under a spell of the bewitching moonlight.

Feeling so lost into each other's eyes,
suddenly we would share a passionate kiss.

Oh how I love to fantasize, for it puts me into
a heavenly bliss. So lost in our love under the
starry sky, just sailing away through out the night.

So high on our love, I feel I could fly,
under the spell of the BE-WITCHING MOONLIGHT.
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Doing It All For U For LOVE Jun 11, 2008 1:45 am
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I'll reach high in the sky
to reach the stars and the moon
I'll sing you a love song
to the most romantic tune

Go to the depths of the sea
and touch the bottom below
Just to hear you say
you love me you so

All these things
I'll do for you
Just to prove my love
is authentic and true.

Doing It All For U For LOVE
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OUTRAGEOUS FLIRTING Apr 14, 2008 11:59 pm
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You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
Hey, didn't we go to different high schools?

There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

At last! I finally found the perfect girl!

A fool and his money are soon my boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt from running in my dreams all night?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If love is the answer...can you repeat the question?

I'm writing a telephone book. May I have your number?

Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talking.

I know I'm not Mr. Right, but would you settle for Mr. Right Now?

But you're so *cute* when you blush!

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

I don't approve of your objectives, but I love your methods.

Please be patient--this is my first time.

May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.

Bits make bytes, but nibbles turn me on.

Nothing says "I love you" better than six hours of nonstop sex.

A person can be poor at history, but great on dates.

A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.

I only like two kinds of girls--domestic and imported.

If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help!

I can read you like a book, but I keep forgetting my place.

Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination?

Be good and you'll be lonely.

The best things in life are ME!

I just naturally respect pretty girls in tight-fitting sweaters.

I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.

I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.

Clothes aren't sexy. Women are.

I can't whistle at my girlfriend...she leaves me breathless!

Any man who can see through women is sure missing a lot.

I feel great! And I don't kiss badly either!

B I T C H also stands for: Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented and Charming Human being!
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Farmer's Divorce!! Jan 23, 2008 7:12 am
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A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?"

The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces."

The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"

The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"

The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."

The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"

The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."

The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"

The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."

The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"

The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."

Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"

And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN & MAN Jan 20, 2008 9:25 pm
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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are now un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick
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Have a wonderful New Year - 2008 Dec 31, 2007 1:36 am
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Get out your party hats and glasses,
and let us enjoy the last hours
of this year before it passes.

Families and friends gather to count down
to another hopeful year,
with laughter and maybe even a tear.

Let us all make a toast,and think of what
you really want most.

Years may come and go too fast,
try to make this one last.

Have a wonderful New Year!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS WISHES TO YOU ALL Dec 22, 2007 4:43 am
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As Christmastime draws near
Let thoughts of peace prevail,
As holy bells are ringing,
Across the hills and dales.

As we celebrate the birth,
Of our Saviour and our King
Let's all live in harmony
Seeing good in everything.

When festivities have ended,
And the memories fade away,
Let peace remain within each heart
That's my wish for you all this day.

MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Men vs Women at the Drive Thuough ATM Machine. Dec 22, 2007 4:37 am
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HIM:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, receipt, and card
5. Leave

HER:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because she's too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for some paper with PIN number written on it
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
12a. Hit "cancel"
12b. Call husband to get correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in gear, reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release parking brake

Please let me know how many of you all have same practice
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