http://dotv.com/blog/lovebug_2u4/?pid=f101 [COLOR deeppink][B]While there's no clear, fool-proof way to decipher your feelings for someone, there are certain ways to make the distinction between love, lust and infatuation clearer for yourself. [/B][/COLOR] http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_2345.html?pid=f101 1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. If the female suspects the male knows al Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:56:15 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_2345.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_2254.html?pid=f101 There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see howeach of them spends it.The first one goes out and gets a total makeov Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:10:26 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_2254.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_2141.html?pid=f101 Best friends you and methat's how it's always gonna beLike the sun sets up highyou're a friend that sticks close byLike a shower of rainyour smile refreshes again and againLike a rainbow in the skyyou Sun, 03 Aug 2008 00:31:05 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_2141.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_2130.html?pid=f101 As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes" or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!")Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announce Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:08:01 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_2130.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_2111.html?pid=f101 How to say I Love You in 100 Languages English - I love youAfrikaans - Ek het jou liefAlbanian - Te duaArabic - Ana behibak (to male)Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumem Bambara Sat, 26 Jul 2008 05:44:15 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_2111.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1871.html?pid=f101 My life is likely to last 10-15 years.Any separation from you will be painful for meRemember that BEFORE you get me. 2.Give me time to understand what you want from me. 3.Place your trust in me. It is Sun, 06 Jul 2008 02:00:57 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1871.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1823.html?pid=f101 Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT??"The wife explai Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:04:55 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1823.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1778.html?pid=f101 1. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.2. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.3. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:51:24 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1778.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1777.html?pid=f101 Reasons why you should be allowed to get drunk at work:1.It's an incentive to show up. 2.It reduces stress 3.It leads to more honest communications. 4.It reduces complaints about low pay. 5.It cuts do Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:39:17 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1777.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1739.html?pid=f101 1. She is not a Babe or a Chick - She is a Breasted American.2. She is not a Screamer or Moaner - She is Vocally Appreciative.3. She is not Easy - She is Horizontally Accessible.4. She does not Tease Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:07:02 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1739.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1738.html?pid=f101 There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks i Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:01:58 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1738.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1722.html?pid=f101 An 80 year old man was having his annual check up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my c Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:10:52 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1722.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1714.html?pid=f101 How I love to fantasize, being here with you.Wrapped in your arms through out the night. Just sailing away on the deep blue sea,under a spell of the bewitching moonlight.Feeling so lost into each othe Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:56:10 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1714.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1713.html?pid=f101 I'll reach high in the skyto reach the stars and the moonI'll sing you a love songto the most romantic tuneGo to the depths of the seaand touch the bottom belowJust to hear you sayyou love me you soAl Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:45:46 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1713.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1429.html?pid=f101 You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?Hey, didn't we go to different high schools?There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd p Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:59:59 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1429.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1156.html?pid=f101 A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces." The attorney said, "Well do Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:12:10 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1156.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1144.html?pid=f101 Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to trade, especially fo Sun, 20 Jan 2008 21:25:31 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1144.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1067.html?pid=f101 Get out your party hats and glasses, and let us enjoy the last hours of this year before it passes.Families and friends gather to count down to another hopeful year, with laughter and maybe even a tea Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:36:39 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1067.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1031.html?pid=f101 As Christmastime draws nearLet thoughts of peace prevail,As holy bells are ringing,Across the hills and dales.As we celebrate the birth,Of our Saviour and our KingLet's all live in harmonySeeing good Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:43:33 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1031.html?pid=f101 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1030.html?pid=f101 HIM:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert card3. Enter PIN number and account4. Take cash, receipt, and card5. LeaveHER:1. Pull up to ATM2. Check makeup in rearview mirror3. Shut off engine4. Put keys in purse5. Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:37:53 -0800 http://dotv.com/blog/664/post_1030.html?pid=f101